I can't sing well.
I can't dance.
I can't swim.
I can't whistle.
I can't fly.
I can't roller blade.
I can't ice skate.
I can't do the sentimental.
I can't play any musical instrument.
I can't touch my toes without bending my knees.
There.
So if there anyone out there who wants kill me, throwing me into a 6 feet deep swimming pool should do the trick. Since i can't swim, i'd probably drown to death. Make sure the life guard isn't around ;)
Never ever take me to the skating ring. Unless you want me to die of an "accidental" death
Is there something that i CAN do?
Well, of course. I'm pretty good at eating, shitting and sleeping. Daily essentials! Can't live without it :)
Back off my case, don't say i didn't warn you. Any remarks i'd probably fuck you inside out. And that wasn't suppose to be a joke. Who said it was suppose to anyway?
Ugly teddy bear,
I'm in the mood to bite peoples' heads off. I wonder why. Anywhere.. this shirt cool.. rock off babe...
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